Junker's and Vailiant Against the Forces of Darkness: Fantasy Adventure With Magic and Beer

Step into an age long gone, when knights were real knights, wizards traveled through the centuries with a drink in hand, and the fate of the world hinged on an object whose name can only be spoken with a raised eyebrow, the chmulj.

Junker's and Vailiant, two fearless old-school knights, spend their days feasting, hunting, and mostly enjoying a life of cheerful idleness, until news of the return of the evil Jamasa and his even more dangerous, equally seductive dark-cult priestess shatters the idyll. The two set off on a quest packed with battles, magic, and twists even the most imaginative storyteller would struggle to invent: a fortune-telling old woman obsessed with chicken, a wizard who hops through time with a glass of wine spritzer in hand, a lost warrior three hundred and fifty million years old, a fearless warrior woman determined never to be the first to fall for anyone, and a chatty stone with the soul of a poet.

“Junker's and Vailiant Against the Forces of Darkness” is a humorous fantasy novel that wittily, boldly, and at times quite adult-mindedly parodies classic epic fantasy and the sword-and-sorcery genre. This is a satirical adventure full of hilarious dialogue, absurd side characters, and that particular brand of humor where the fate of the world is argued over with the same seriousness as whether turkey or duck pairs better with mlinci.

If you love fantasy parody, epic comedy, and knightly tales that never take themselves too seriously, join Junker's and Vailiant on their quest for the chmulj, and get ready to laugh from the first page to the last.