Reset 2025: A Celestial Tribunal Satire on Faith, Power, and Project 2025

When Heaven is tired of being misquoted, it convenes court.

RESET 2025 is a satirical chronicle from a 77-year-old gatekeeper drafted to emcee the Celestial Tribunal, where God calls witnesses from Washington to Moses, from Jefferson to Ruth Bader Ginsburg, from penguins to presidents, to ask a blunt question:

What did we do with truth?

Told in a clean, literary voice and punctuated by more than 100 original illustrations, RESET 2025 blends sacred candor with political wit. The result is an irreverently reverent reckoning with faith, power, and America's habit of turning scripture into slogans.

Inside, you'll encounter Heaven's opening statement: "You were made in My image, not My branding."

Founders and leaders—including Washington, Madison, Lincoln, FDR, and JFK—testify on courage, conscience, and the peaceful transfer of power.

Prophets and poets—including Moses, Daniel, and Maya Angelou—press us back toward first principles: justice, mercy, and humility.

Modern absurdities—from tariffs for penguins to algorithmic cruelty and the collision of politics, religion, and spectacle—are asked and answered with deadpan grace.

If you've ever suspected that the Kingdom of Heaven might be labeled "radically left" by today's power brokers—or that civics class belongs next to the Beatitudes—RESET 2025 is your amen and your ouch.