You Can Call Me Alien #7: Trapped in Tina!

Life hasn't been the same since Martin Colby found out his parents are actually shapeshifting aliens from a far-off planet. So far he's fought off alien viruses, robotic wrestlers, and time-travelling gladiators. Now he might be facing his toughest challenge yet: girlhood!

After a mishap with an invention designed to "borrow" some brains from the smartest girl in class, Martin finds himself inhabiting the body of the pesky Tina Pokornic, just as she's set to compete for a prize at a big speech competition. Now he has to endure piano practice, long hair, skirts and, worst of all, vegetables, while his trusty friend Monkeywrench -- the only one who knows his secret -- works to get him back to normal, and keep him from being Trapped in Tina for good!

Originally published in 1993, Trapped in Tina! is the 7th installment in TK Jenkins' You Can Call Me Alien series. Due to containing secretive information about certain government agencies, the original series was pulled from publication and nearly erased from history. Here, we present this work with all sensitive content omitted, making it available for the first time in over twenty years.

This book was originally published for young readers but is primarily intended for nostalgic adults, althuogh it contains no specifically adult material. Reader discretion is advised.