How to Properly and Effectively Annoy Lord Arkus: A Guidebook for Sparklings in Training, by Tulip Jarvi

Busy with new assignments, Jarvi can no longer spend as much time with Lord Arkus as he would like, so he is training assistants – other sparklings who have earned a chance to be sent to Lord Arkus instead. The job is tricky, and the performance must be top notch, on par with Jarvi's own. While his unique way of pester– of working with Lord Arkus cannot be duplicated, there are tips Jarvi gives in this short guidebook that will help to come close to the desired standard.