Socrates Would Hate Social Media: Ancient Wisdom for Modern Idiots

You're smarter than Plato. So why is your life still a mess?

You know the Earth goes around the sun. You know where babies come from. You're walking around with more accurate facts about the universe than the greatest minds of antiquity could have dreamed of. And you still can't figure out why you feel hollow after a good week, still fall for the wrong people, still lie awake at 3 a.m. wondering what you're doing with your one shot at this.
Here's the uncomfortable news. That's not new. Every problem wrecking your life right now was already wrecking somebody's life 2,400 years ago. The ancient philosophers weren't solving different problems than you. They were solving yours, with worse dental care and no way to numb the pain with a burrito delivered to the door.

Socrates Would Hate Twitter drags a handful of history's most brilliant, most insufferable men out of the marble-bust gift shop and makes them deal with your actual life. No dusty lectures. No togas mistaken for wisdom. Just philosophy stripped of the academic costume and handed to you in language that won't put you to sleep.